home

join

cancel

change

links

archives

contact

about

privacy

Click here for the Mike Cam
SEARCH       
What Is Mike's List?
What Is the Raw Feed?
Who Is Mike Elgan?

E-Mail: Click Here
Google Talk: Mike Elgan
AIM: MikeElgan
Yahoo IM: MikeElgan
Skype: Mike_Elgan
Phone: (408) 608-9892

Mike's People:
Adam Khan
Amira Elgan
Ben Wagner
Craig Crossman
Dave Methvin
Fred Langa
James Powell
Jason Levine
John Woram
Joseph Panettieri
Julane Marx
Karen Kenworthy
Kevin Elgan
Paul E. Schindler Jr.
Scot Finnie
Serdar Yegulalp
Steve Rubel



The Raw Feed
HOME ARCHIVES

Saturday, August 02, 2003

Car Navigation Systems Cause Accidents?

A new study from the University of Toronto predicts that car navigation systems increase the risk of accidents. Their simulations found that as soon as these systems inform drivers of traffic and suggest another route, the likelihood that the idiot driver will crash into something increases. One might also imagine that being stuck in a parking-lot like traffic jam dramatically lowers one's risk of getting into an accident.


Twisted Game

Longbow


Wacky Web Site

Finally, a web site that encodes and decodes ASCII! It's called Binary, and you can type in anything, and it will give it back to you in binary format. Enter binary, and it converts it into text.


The Children of AOL Executives Get Spam, Too

According to an ABC News report, the 10-year-old daughter of an AOL executive asked her dad after spending time reading e-mail: "Daddy, do I need a bigger penis?"


Friday, August 01, 2003

Pentagon's New Plane Features 2,000,000 Lines of Code

The F/A-22 Raptor is a $200-million-per-plane stealth fighter that can do it all. But what really sets the plane apart is "its ability to process data on air and ground targets using its own onboard radars and sensors, as well as those on other aircraft. The airplane is, essentially, an extremely advanced carriage loaded with computers running 2 million lines of software code." Unfortunately, the plane has to be rebooted during flights.


Mother Ship Hacked

Microsoft.com was downed after nasty DoS attack.


Yahoo Launches 'American Idol' Style Search . . . For New Yodeler

"American Yodel?" Yahoo today kicked off a search for an amateur yodeler at the Times Square Studios in New York. The winner will win an appearance in an upcoming Yahoo! TV spot and $10,000. Auditions will take place in San Francisco, Kansas City, Chicago, Seattle, Minneapolis, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas. ADWEEK


Rumor Watch

Three new Palm organizers rumored.


Windows 95 Reduced to 10MB

Enthusiast tells how.


Wacky Web Site

When you really have to go, check out the Top Ten Most Most Fascinating Urinals web site.


Twisted Game

Park Life


Thursday, July 31, 2003

Wacky Web Site

The BuzzPhraser web site will autogenerate Silicon Valley marketing phrases.


Company to Sell Wireless Picture Frames

Wallflower Systems is promising new 8x10 digital frames that suck photos off your PC via Wi-Fi, and display them at 1024x768. Sounds cool, but the frames will start at about $500. I'll keep you posted.


Natural Selection Applied to Problem of Circuit Design

A digital simulation of natural selection may replace the more "creationist" approach currently used to design integrated circuits. Miguel Garvie, a research student at the University of Sussex in the UK, has developed software that lets ordinary computer users contribute their spare processing power to create a virtual evolutionary environment for the project. Randomizing processes produce a wide variety of designs, and then the best designs are allowed to sexually reproduce, leading to offspring who survive or die off according to their fitness. Folks, I'm not making this up!


Hollywood Spy II

Variety says Will Ferrell will star in a remake of "Get Smart" for Warner Bros.


Hollywood Spy

Director Paul Verhoeven told Preview magazine in Holland that he is thinking about doing a "Robocop 4."


Scientists Create Digital Food Simulator

Scientists working for Japanese food companies have come up with a device that when placed in the mouth, simulates food, including taste, smell, texture, chemical reaction in the mouth and even the "crunch" or other sounds of mastication.


Wacky Web Site

The Mona Make-Over lets you bring modern plastic surgery and checmical "beauty" treatments to that old hag, the Mona Lisa.


How to Boycott the RIAA

RIAA Radar is a web site that lets you search for a singer or band, and get information on whether or not they are associated with the Recording Industry Association of America, which is currently issuing subpoenas against music swappers at the rate of 75 per day.


Sega to Announce Cheap Cat Robot

SegaToys showed off an ugly new cat robot at the 2003 Japan Toy Show in Yokohama, Japan, today. Tentatively called the 'Necot,' portable pussy is programmed to communicate via gestures or sound, and will go on sale next March for about $250.


Wednesday, July 30, 2003

Unanticipated Convergence

Electrolux is converging the refrigerator with the digital camera. The idea is that each time you close your refrigerator door, built-in digital cameras take snapshots of what's inside, and uploads them to a server. If you find yourself at the store, and don't remember if you're out of mustard, you can use your cell phone or PDA to take a look. Hopefully, the light stays on when you close the door.


Israeli Surgeons Perform Surgery Using Sunlight Instead of Laser

They sliced a mouse open using focused sunlight, and the mouse survived -- until they killed it for the purpose of conducting an autopsy. The technology requires fancy engineering and constant sunlight. Surgeons in the UK are uninterested in the technique.


NYT Obit Writer for Bob Hope Died in 2000

It's well known that newspapers write obituaries of older public figures and keep them around for when they actually die. The New York Times' Bob Hope obit was written by Vince Canby, a guy who died himself three years ago. Here's Hope's obituary. Here's Canby's.


Found Video

A Mac user explains what's wrong with Macs...


Twisted Game

Parkeringspil


NYPD Testing Segways

New York cops are testing Segways for two months. AP via Yahoo


Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Follow-Up

I told you about the Pentagon's Big-Brother-Is-Watching-You project called "LifeLog" in a previous Mike's List newsletter. Today, WIRED News is reporting that LifeLog, which records every aspect of every person's life, is "just the beginning." They also intend to create PDAs that tell us what we think and what we want. They're also interested in computers that can think for themselves.


Canadian Convict Ran Drug Smuggling Racket via Cell Phone From Prison

A cell phone smuggled into jail inside a "body cavity" of his girlfriend served as the entire IT infrastructure of a thriving cocaine smuggling company for Canadian prisoner Rivo D'Onofrio. When the battery died, he had a charger smuggled inside a Nintendo game.


Australian Hacker Gets His PC Back

Infamous hacker Stephen Craig Dendtler, who two years ago cracked the OptusNet network and made off with the account details of 400,000 customers, was given back a PC seized during a raid. Dendtler had complained that the computer was not used to commit his crimes and that in fact it belonged to his mom, with whom he resides.


In Face of RIAA Crackdown, Music Fans Form Private Swapping Clubs

Enthusiasts claim small, private swapping clubs are the future of stealing music. CNN


China Mulling Robot Nurses for Future SARS Outbreaks

The Chinese Academy of Sciences has created a robot nurse called "Aim" that it hopes can treat future SARS patients without risking the lives of hospital staff. No word yet on any trademark lawsuit from AOL. Mike's List fans: Send me a pic when you find one! (mike@mikeslist.com)


Big Number

1,000,000 - The number of farms in the United States that Internet access (it's also the number of farms that don't).


Monday, July 28, 2003

Cell Phone Follies

France Telecom R&D is testing an instant scrapbook service for tourists that lets visitors point-and-shoot their cell phones at kiosks to create online photo albums and travel journals. Canned monument info can be added to personal photos, video and other data to create custom web sites about one's vacation. The service is being tested with 500 French and English-speaking tourists vacationing in Corsica and the French Riviera. This trial will begin on August 4 in Corsica and continue in September on the French Riviera. Presumably all the English-speaking tourists are English, Canadian, Australian or New Zealanders, as Americans don't go to France anymore.


Proof You Can Buy Anything On the Web

Even an amphibious RV!


Scientists Create Working Motor Less Than 1/300th the Width of Human hair

Alex Zettl of the University of California, Berkeley, and his colleagues have created a working motor just 500 nanometers wide. It could be used to power a uselessly microscopic, but nevertheless very fuel-efficient, electric car.


New John Woo Movie is About Reverse Engineering

Called "Paycheck," this new Ben Affleck sci-fi thriller about a hotshot techie brought into a project by a shady corporation to reverse engineer something. The catch is that he has to allow them to erase his memory after the project is complete. Afterwards, bad stuff ensues, and he tries to remember what was erased before it's too late. Sounds like the typical Silicon Valley job. Check out the trailer.


Twisted Game

Slack Man


Company Working On Flying Motorcycle

The AirBike is a cross between a jet, helicopter, motorcycle and Star Wars Speeder. It can fly very fast, hover and maneuver, according to Allied Aerotechnics, the New Hampshire-based company that's working to make the AirBike a reality.


Twisted Game

Plastic Balls


Twisted Game

Workplace


Twisted Game

Rapid Motion


New Subs Have No Periscopes

The U.S. Navy's new Virginia class submarines are the first subs built without periscopes. Instead, they'll sport masts with special digital video recorders, digital cameras and infrared laser range finders. The major benefits of going digital are that more than one person can watch at once, and that the control room no longer needs to be directly under the periscope. The downside is that you don't get the drama of pulling down that... thing.


Maxx Payne, the Wrestler, Sues Rockstar Games, Others

The retired World Championship Wrestling professional Maxx Payne filed a $10 million lawsuit against a group of software developers for stealing his name for "Max Payne." The developers include Rockstar Games Inc, 3D Realms Entertainment, Gathering of Developers and Remedy Entertainment Ltd.


Sunday, July 27, 2003

Twisted Game

Packman (The World's Smallest)


Matsushita to Develop Digital TV Reception Module Smaller than SD Card

Matsushita will develop a 2mm module for cell phones and PDAs that enable the reception of digital TV signals.


Cell Phone Follies

Japan's Index Corporation rolled out a service this month to enable cell phone event tickets. After the customer pays, a barcode is sent to the phone, which is then read and authenticated at concerts, ball games and the opera.


Bouncers Get Video Cameras

Bouncers at a new UK club called City will be outfitted with wireless video cameras to record every customer interaction. The purpose is to monitor not what the customers do, but what the bouncers do. The UK, which is already the most surveiled country on earth, is getting even more camera-happy.


Spy Pics

Mobile Burn has some spy pics of new SonyEricsson phones. Get 'em while they're hot.


MIT Creates 'Corporate Fallout Detector'

Simply scan the bar code of a product, and the gadget will make a "Geiger counter" noise of an intensity directly related to the product manufacturer's environmental or social record. It makes the products of unethical companies appear radioactive.


The BBC Proves that Loch Ness Monster Does Not Exist

Using 600 sonar beams and satellite technology, a BBC team failed to find any trace of famed prehistoric monster. In unrelated news, the BBC team is reportedly missing.


Wacky Web Site

Sighted is a hoax web site devoted entirely to photographs of celebrities taken with camera phones at Starbucks. In reality, none of the "celebrities" are the actual celebrities but instead look-alikes or look-nothing-alikes.


Big Number

44,000,000,000 - The total value of Chinese technology exports during the first half of 2003.


Glow-in-the-Dark Mice Created In Lab

A company called Level Biotech is displaying fluorescent mice at Bio Taiwan 2003. They get that healthy glow from gene injections during the embryo stage of their development.


Raw Feed Archives
Mike's List Archives

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

 

Google
Web Mike's List

Recommend to a friend

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it to me!
Send rumors, gossip and inside information to: 83@mikeslist.com

Go here to keep Mike's List Ad-Free

 Want to get healthy, lose weight and feel great? Subscribe to Vegetarian Organic Life, published by Mike's vegetarian organic wife, Amira!