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Monday, May 23, 2005

Carl's Jr. Softcore Porn Ad Crashes Servers

Welcome to the future of marketing. Burger chain Carl's Jr. has figured it out. (I'm talking, of course, about the recent Paris Hilton ad).

Step 1: Make a commercial that's too pornographic for TV staring a celebrity who is famous solely for an amateur hardcore-sex video.

Step 2: Pretend like you intend to air it on primetime TV.

Step 3: When the networks ban it, issue a press release bragging about how the ad is "too hot for TV"

Step 4: Create a special web site designed to look like a hardcore porn site exclusively for the ad. Make sure the site's hardware infrastructure can't handle a lot of traffic.

Step 5: When publicity over the ad generates enough traffic to crash the server, issue another press release about how your servers crashed because your soft-core porn ad is so "hot."

Does it bother anybody that this is how we sell hamburgers?

Link to this item. 11:45 AM

Comments:

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# posted by Anonymous : 2:24 PM

I saw the video nad Paris is soooo hot.
I would like to pound her ass anyday ;)
And yes, Paris is hotter then the burger.

# posted by Anonymous : 7:28 AM

I saw the video and Paris is soooo hot.
I would like to pound her ass anyday ;)
And yes, Paris is hotter then the burger.

# posted by Anonymous : 7:28 AM

Hmmm why did it fail? Maybe because guys don't want to see a girl with the body of a 10 year old boy. Paris is nasty she has no features of a woman including that wierd hooked nose. She is simply a cum dumpster, and should be used accordingly. Money don't make good people.

# posted by Anonymous : 8:42 AM